Because I am serious on working on my Bree-ness I did two things: 1. I established The Perfect Lunch Break à la Bree. 2. I bought a little cook (or rather bake) book with recipes for muffins, brownies, cakes, bagels and other yummy things of the like. Elucidation on 1: Until recently I had The […]

My last night’s dream had a voice-over. How screwed up is that? And it was snarky. Like at TWOP. I need to face more of this thing called reality other people keep telling me about. Where can I meet it?

Cowards! The cowards dubbed ‚The Apprentice‘. They dubbed the Donald. What are they? Insane? Or just common idiots? The worst thing is that (obviously) there are a lot of desperate and/or broke dubbing speakers in this country who will do anything including dubbing ‚The Apprentice‘. Which also includes dubbing Omarosa and the other bunchof psychos, […]

One of Germanys broadcasting companies RTL is showing ‚The Apprentice‘ starting tonight at 12:35 am. Strange time, yes. I believe they chose to show it that late in the evening because they figured the interest wouldn’t be that great. The German version of the Apprentice, ‚Big Boss‘, was pretty much crawling on the bottom of […]

If there are any of those ‚Who of the Desperate Housewives Are You?‘ tests out there – and I bet there are quite a few – forget it. I’m not going to take anyone of them. Today I finally decided that my new role model is Bree Van de Kamp. Because I want to be […]

Do you know that there is that moment when you go from tired to really tired to really fucking tired to wide awake? Well, I’m past that moment this night, so that explains why it’s 1:42 am and I don’t have the slightest intent to go to bed. It all started with the husband suggesting […]

I just saw the commercial for the German Idol and I am so close to downloading the application form. Now how pathetic is that? But I think you can calm down. I still have a little bit of dignity left.

Okay, I’m just typing while I’m watching the ESC in a little window in the left upper corner of my really big screen. (Does it show that I love my new computer equipment?) So, right now we are watching the 11th performer, Israel and that’s really the first performance I actually like. It’s a little […]

With my cousin here yesterday I wasn’t able to watch the Eurovision Song Contest last night. So I captured it with my brand new computer and am watching it right now. I just saw four or five performings and right now Norway is on stage, so here’s my question: Is Norway on crack? (Just checking.) […]

I didn’t shout, but I do have teary eyes still and am wishing it would be September already. Honestly, I think Rob Thomas just attempted to kill me. Geez. Now, when exactly can I buy the DVDs?