Dear Charmed, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Was there any reason I had to suffer through more than half a season of the crappiest crap of television just to find out that you actually can be a good show, once you get your shit together and try? I don’t think I deserved this. Those last […]

Read this (if you haven’t already). And pray to God this year will either be a lot better or a lot worse. Because the mediocrity drives me crazy. I want to be either snarky or enthusiastic when writing about bit. Either one would satisfy me.

Dear God, Thanks for Mary Lynn Rajskub. But not her name. Just saying. Anyway, thanks. It took me a while to figure out who that troubadour was. Didn’t she look like twice as tall on the finale on Gilmore Girls? I thought she did. Then for the next five to ten minutes I was trying […]

Today, for the first time in a very long season, I admitted that Elliott totally deserves to win this year’s American Idol. I still have a girl crush on Katherine and probably always will have one, but Elliott just has this marvelous voice and practically can sing everything, so I had to give in and […]

It’s impossible. I can’t watch this show without eating. It just doesn’t work. The minute this show starts I’m craving food. The junkier, the better. Jeez. If Rory ditches Lane for Costa Rica I’m going to kill her. With my own hands. Oh good, she’s not. I just can’t trust this show anymore. This season […]

This season’s finale of The Gilmore Girls is called „Parting“. That doesn’t sound good. That so doesn’t sound good. That sounds like I’ll be staring at my TV in disbelief while sobbing uncontrollably. I’m scared of the season finales. All of them. But „Parting“ really really doesn’t sound good.

So, yes. We finally got that new TV we’ve been thinking about for some time. We didn’t have anything specific in mind, we just knew we wanted a new flatscreen TV with 16:9 widescreen and that was basically all we knew. Now one of Germany’s big media and electronic chains had this special offer where […]

I sometimes like to watch the evening news on that one channel that comes with these sign language ladies. They kind of split the screen and you have the normal news and the little window with the sign language lady translating at the bottom. Or top. They might change the setup from time to time. […]

Dancing with the Stars is called ‚Let’s Dance‘ in Germany. Yes, because we’re stupid. Yes, I know it’s sad. However, that show just gave me back my faith in mankind. I mean who wouldn’t believe in a better world after seeing eight celebrities smiling their freaking soul out while cha-cha-chaing to Madonna’s ‚Hung Up‘. It’s […]

No, I don’t watch a lot of crime shows. For example, I can say (without lying) that I have never seen a complete episode of any C.S.I series. Nope. None. The only two crime shows I currently watch are ‚Bones‘ and ‚Close to Home‘. But ‚Close to Home‘ actually is a law show, so I […]