#1 The husband decided to get new glasses and had his eyes checked out. Turns out he can actually see a lot better now. He’s still short-sighted (just like me), but about one diopter less than when he got his last glasses. I blame presbyopia, which is scary because it means he’s getting old. #2 […]

I just had a long and messy fight with the CSS stylesheet of this blog. I love CSS for all it can do and all the prettiness you can achieve when you either have enough time to trial and error the heck out of it or you actually know what you’re doing (unfortunately it’s the […]

My loveliest white dress is ruined and will never be white again. I don’t know which color it will be in the near future, but definitely not white. We were at a party on a Friday and it was all fun and great, except nobody had a bottle opener so they kept opening their beer […]

I just realize I’d be forever busy if I pointed you to every celebrity that needs to eat more than a single fricking tic-tac every day. It’s sad. I’m not sure what it is that makes these women go from fit and gorgeous to weary and skeletal. I wish it would stop. I just hope […]

The same goes for Victoria „Posh Spice“ Beckham. Not sexy. Not cool. Eat something, goddamnit!

Can someone please feed Keira Knightley? Please? I mean, it’s like, for everybody’s good. I mean there’s a difference between being skinny and just not eating. Just as there is a difference between being flat-chested and actually remembering having breasts. You can see why here.

There’s things to write about and stuff to tell, but I just can’t seem to find the right moment to actually do it. Damn. Please be patient with me. I know I’ll come around, I always do. Just not tonight, maybe tomorrow. (And of course, what can you expect. I came home after work today […]

I finished „The Amber Spyglass“ yesterday. For those of you who don’t know that book, it’s the third (and last) part of the „His Dark Materials“ series by Philip Pullman. And it’s a desaster. For one thing, if you asked me why it’s called „His Dark Materials“ I couldn’t possibly give you the answer. Because […]

I don’t think it’s excusable that our local book store has not a single book by the wonderful and wonderfully messy-haired Neil Gaiman. At least I found none. And I’m good at finding books, believe me. I have like this inner book-store map, that enables me to find what I want in nearly every book […]

Dear Charmed, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Was there any reason I had to suffer through more than half a season of the crappiest crap of television just to find out that you actually can be a good show, once you get your shit together and try? I don’t think I deserved this. Those last […]