Tired of Calling

I just realize I’d be forever busy if I pointed you to every celebrity that needs to eat more than a single fricking tic-tac every day. It’s sad.

I’m not sure what it is that makes these women go from fit and gorgeous to weary and skeletal. I wish it would stop. I just hope that American Idol’s Katherine doesn’t give in to the weird temptation, since one of the things I always adored about her (aside from the fact that she could, you know, sing) was that she actually had curves. Like real-life natural curves assuring you that if you ever had lunch with her you’d not be the one feeling bad, because you had a hamburger and fries as opposed to her green salad with no dressing. Because she’d probably have a hamburger, too.