I used to listen to music really loud lying on the couch with my eyes closed. I used to listen to music doing nothing else, just lying there. I used to fall asleep halfway through Paula Cole’s This Fire, which, if you know the album, is quite an accomplishment. Why the hell don’t I do […]

First there was leek. Then half a mandarine, partly rotten. Then on Thursday a dead dove. We’re either really unlucky or someone really hates us and has a really creative way of showing it by throwing stuff on our terrace, increasing the ewww-factor each time. Also, why is it that while the husband watches all […]

Sorry for posting mostly pictures and one-liners. There will be more in the future. For example stuff about our new kitchen and other whatnots. But for the moment you have to be happy with what little crumbs of blog entertainment I’m throwing at you. At least the pictures are pretty, ain’t they?

Somebody threw leek on our terrace. Or dropped it, whatever. That’s a first.

Until this morning I regarded this new machine that somehow (and I’m still fuzzy on the details as to how it happened) found its way into the set of kitchen appliances as something utterly weird and suspicious. Why do we have a dishwasher now? What’s a dishwasher good for? I mean washing dishes, okay, but […]

Why, why, oh why do you insist that there is no acceptable temperature other than either boiling hot or freezing cold? Yeah, I know you sometimes try to understand my weird way of thinking and make a half-hearted attempt to try out this strange and obscure temperature I would call comfortably warm. And just when […]

Some weeks ago we ordered the internet. Today it finally arrived. There you go. More to come soon…

We have curtains in the bedroom now. And, yes, I consider this big news, because this is what my life is right now. There’s curtains and lamps (we have seventeen lights and only got lamps for about half of them… the rest is still fancy light bulbs swinging happily from the ceiling) and pictures and […]

Oh my god. I found some unsecured network again. Sure I’m kneeling in front of our living room window with the notebook on the windowsill, because I’m too scared to move it like even a tenth of an inch, because who knows what might happen. The internet might be gone again and never come back! […]

Ted: No, I meant do you have a cold? Barney: I’m fine. [blows his nose from a cold] [Ted and Robin look at him] Barney: I’m fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out. (How I Met Your Mother) Yeah. Exactly how I feel today.