My loveliest white dress is ruined and will never be white again. I don’t know which color it will be in the near future, but definitely not white. We were at a party on a Friday and it was all fun and great, except nobody had a bottle opener so they kept opening their beer […]

Important question: What is the difference between a cupcake and a muffin? What defines a cupcake and what defines a muffin? Are they like siblings or otherwise related? Can they be the same? I mean, they look pretty similar. Please enlighten me.

And whose fault is that…? Well, I’ll tell you later. I now know that it’s easily possible to spend a whole morning clicking through all the pictures of the bentobox Flickr group. It also makes your body produce endless amounts of saliva, so you end up drooling in front of your computer. At work. Funny, […]

Andreas and I just realized we may be the world’s most boring people1. We have absolutely nothing to say lately, not even to each other. It seems like there’s nothing even remotely interesting happening in our life, so we basically just try to see who will bore the other to death first. And mighty big […]

We finally booked a small house in Southern France, where we will forget there actually is a rest of the world for two weeks in early September. And just because I know you will hate me for it, here is a link to the actual village we’ll be staying. So? Jealous yet?

I just realize I’d be forever busy if I pointed you to every celebrity that needs to eat more than a single fricking tic-tac every day. It’s sad. I’m not sure what it is that makes these women go from fit and gorgeous to weary and skeletal. I wish it would stop. I just hope […]

The same goes for Victoria „Posh Spice“ Beckham. Not sexy. Not cool. Eat something, goddamnit!

Can someone please feed Keira Knightley? Please? I mean, it’s like, for everybody’s good. I mean there’s a difference between being skinny and just not eating. Just as there is a difference between being flat-chested and actually remembering having breasts. You can see why here.

Oh, darn.