Archive for the 'Bitchworthy' Category

15
Jan. 2005

Why I Won The Euphemism Prize

Because I can put the simple statement ‚My life sucks‘ in words like these: Currently there are certain aspects of my life that lack complete perfection. Thank you all very much. Here are some examples: 1) I can’t argue with my father. It’s not because of me. Nobody can argue with my father. The only […]

14
Jan. 2005

Late New Year’s Resolutions à la Jill

I’ve mentioned it before and now I’m gonna go for it. 2004 has been a crappy year. Not necessarily for me, but for the boyfriend and that affects me a lot. But we tried our best and since that obviously did not help I don’t see the point of making New Year’s Resolutions other than […]

12
Jan. 2005

One Little, Two Little, Three Little Idiots

I really don’t need to write much, since Jill got it all covered on her blog and this is exactly how I feel right now. So, once I have calmed down a little and feel able to write more than little snippets of how crazy this world is, I will present you my New Year’s […]

12
Jan. 2005

Tales of the Tenant

So he won’t talk to us, won’t answer our calls, won’t pay. I just talked to a friend of my parents who works as a real estate agent. He said that our main goal should be to get the tenant out by February. We can still try to get the rent for January later. Concerning […]

12
Jan. 2005

I’m Not Happy With This

No, I didn’t get my results yesterday. And no, I won’t get them today. And yes, if nothing goes wrong I will have them tomorrow. Obviously they can’t just send out all the results in one big load and be done with it. They have to send them out in little packages, so apart from […]

10
Jan. 2005

What’s Wrong With Those People?

So, you may remember my rantings about the new tenant, who up to now has paid nothing so far and out of the blue sent us his notice of cancellation on Friday. He also wrote that we (or rather the boyfriend) could contact him on Monday (which is today) for further questions and arrangements. Only […]

7
Jan. 2005

Move In, Stay, Pay The Rent. Is That So Hard?

So, the bitch-tenant moved out finally. We had a new tenant that we both felt good about, but obviously he’s not as good as we thought. He still hasn’t paid the rent for January nor has he sent us any of the documents we asked him to send. I could now rant about the whole […]

6
Jan. 2005

Just Do It, Girl!

The internship-student-whatever-guy just asked me to run a short Java-program on my laptop to see if it works. I don’t know where he comes from, but it seems that his mother tongue his French, which absolutely has nothing to do with what I wanted to write about, but still, I thought I’d share that fact. […]

5
Jan. 2005

New Entries For The Dictionary

I’m very proud of myself. I have invented three new words so far, although I’m not so sure one counts as a new word, still I find a lot of appropriate contexts to use it. Please feel free to include those in your conversations and writings. I’d be happy to see my creative work spread […]

4
Jan. 2005

Things You Should Not Tell Your Girlfriend #1

Situation: You’re on a trip to – let’s say – Darmstadt. You’re already on the train. You have spent the last of your money for those train tickets. You will be gone for the whole weekend. Friday to Sunday. You are with your overly neurotic girlfriend (who, apart from being overly neurotic, is very nice […]


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