Things You Should Not Tell Your Girlfriend #1
Situation: You’re on a trip to – let’s say – Darmstadt. You’re already on the train. You have spent the last of your money for those train tickets. You will be gone for the whole weekend. Friday to Sunday. You are with your overly neurotic girlfriend (who, apart from being overly neurotic, is very nice and cute, yes).
Don’t say: „I think I may have forgotten to turn the stove off.“
Just… don’t.