Big Plans For Tuesday

Ehle: Thank you for agreeing with me.

Jamie: You’re welcome.

Ehle: We should combine forces and take over the world.
Ehle: I’m free on Tuesday. Do you think you can schedule a takeover on Tuesday?

Jamie: Tuesday’s fine with me. How about after work? That would be around noon your time.

Ehle: Noon is good.
Ehle: I’ll set my alarm.
Ehle: I’m usually a good 20 minutes late, so just wait for me.

Jamie: Where do we start?

Ehle: I don’t know.
Ehle: I think we should watch some alien movies, and use their plan.

Jamie: They usually start with the White House, New York or a trailer park in the middle of nowhere.

Ehle: My money’s on the trailer park.
Ehle: New York smells like urine. I want to avoid it if possible.
Ehle: Maybe we can find a way to detach it from the rest of the United States, and let it be its own little continent somewhere.

Jamie: I’d want to wait until this season of Apprentice is over.
Jamie: I can’t miss that.

Ehle: Oh, of course.
Ehle: Maybe we can strike a deal with The Donald. He funds our takeover, he can be King of the Continent of New York.

Jamie: And we shall all worship his hair.

Ehle: yes.
Ehle: His hair will be on all coins.

Don’t try to call me on Tuesday. I already have plans.