Future Contestants, Take My Advice

First of all, we have a winner at the German Idol and I’m happy with the results. The finale actually was pretty boring, considering that both guys could really sing. I’m watching for snark, not talent.

Anyway, here’s one advice I’m giving to all past, present and future contestants: Don’t ever ever ever sing Robbie Williams songs. It just doesn’t work. I don’t know why, since I don’t think that Robbie actually has the bestest voice in the universe, but somehow I have yet to see someone try himself at a Robbie song and not fail. Even those guys who can sing can’t do it.

It’s a mystery. Don’t ask, just trust me. It never works.