What I Learned From My Job

Computers, my friends, are the most random things in the whole wide world. I swear they will do something and then the next time they will do something completely and outrageously different and you will never EVER know why.
And you should believe me because I’m spending most of my day trying to figure these strange things out.

My favorite moment of the day is when I have to deal with somebody who is on the brink of going crazy because of something his or her computer does and all I can tell them is: „Well, I’m looking at the code right now and… I know that’s not exactly helpful, but… it all looks fine. So the problems you’re having? Shouldn’t exist.“

Nothing like looking like an idiot when you’re just doing your job as the expert.