Because I Can Is A Reason, Too.

A typical conversation likely to happen on any given day in any given Starbuck’s:

Me: I’ll have a tall Caramel Machiatto, please.
Barista1: Okay…
Me: What do you want?
Andreas rambles on for about five minutes and all I can remember when he’s done is that he said fat-free at some point.
Me: Yeah. You’ll have to order that yourself.

It’s When Harry Met Sally revisited, only with coffee instead of pie.

1: Barista? WTF?