The Cutest
I believe that it’s a fact that anyone who has a dog or considers himself to have a dog (like I consider myself to have dog because my parents have one) always thinks that his/her dog is the cutest. There’s just no other way how this could possibly work.
So, when I talk about a dog and enthusiastically say that it was „the cutest dog ever“ you should be aware that this really means „the cutest dog AFTER my dog“.
This may be a given for fellow dog owners, I just thought I’d share this bit of knowledge with the rest of the world.
PS: I guess it’s the same for cat owners. But I’ve never had a cat other than a couple of strays (the cutest cats ever, by the way), so I can’t tell for sure.