Things That Drive Me Crazy – Part 12783

So I check his mailbox because he asks me to and try to tell the spam mail from the real mail, which most times is easy, but sometimes not so much.

Me: „So, is this spam or do you know somebody with that name?“
Him: „No.“

That’s not an answer to the question. You can’t say yes or no to a question like that. You gotta pick one of the two or say „neither“. „No“ is not an option.
He always does that and now he says that his answer always goes for the latter option. Well, it doesn’t work that way, buddy! Get with the program.

Jeez.