Things I Actually Think About

Thought No. 1
So we know that ants are these little animals. They’re ants.
And elope is something like running away.

What’s an antelope then?

An eloping ant?
Something eloping because of an ant? Because it’s what? Scared?

Either way, if you know an ant and you want it to run away, because it’s in danger or something, you can still shout: ‚Ant, elope!‘

Only I don’t know the chances for that to happen.

Thought No. 2
Does Tim Burton know that there are other male actors besides Johnny Depp?
Because I’m starting to doubt it.