Style Is Me

Did I just write ‚relatively urgent‘ in a text-message to the boyfriend? That’s like that one stylistic device whose name I never remember.

But that’s just me, the uncrowned queen of relativization.

Yes, I want to talk to you. I really want to talk you. I have something important to tell you. Also I have a very important question, that I need an answer to as soon as possible.
But, please, take your time…