Meme Fun: All The Things I’m Not
So Blondelibrarian tagged me for this very special meme.
You have to choose 5 and then complete the sentence, then you get to tag 3 people. Duh! Turns out that I read the instruction for the meme after I nearly completed it. So I completed all the sentences and you will get all my answers. If I didn’t feel so stupid I’d be proud.
If I could be a scientist, I would spend my days in a laboratory dreaming wild dreams of saving the world while accidentally pushing over and breaking all the glass things around.
If I could be a farmer, I would rise at sunrise and spend all the time outdoors. I would have a dog watching over the farm and grow corn in the summer. I think I have no idea what a farmer’s life is like today.
If I could be a musician, I would… Oh, wait. I actually am a musician. Not as a profession, but I think knowing how to play four instruments qualifies as being a musician.
If I could be a doctor, I would earn a lot of money and complain to everybody tabout not being paid enough. Because that’s what my uncle did.
If I could be a painter, I would not only use brushes but my hands to paint colourful imaginative paintings. And be poor because I couldn’t part with a single one of them.
If I could be a gardener, I wouldn’t need my father to ask for advice anymore.
If I could be a missionary, I would tell people that they should believe in whatever they want and makes them happy and let everybody else believe in what they want. I would be a very good and a very bad missionary at the same time.
If I could be a chef, I would be really happy. I love to cook and wish I would be a little more perfect.
If I could be an architect, I would build houses in 1900 style, because that’s how I like them best. I also wouldn’t make any money, obviously.
If I could be a linguist, I would be in heaven. I would be able to make one of my passions my job and you can’t ask for more.
If I could be a psychologist, I would screw up other people’s minds.
If I could be a librarian, I would love to specialize in children’s books and look at picture books the whole day and be the first to read all the new books coming in.
If I could be an athlete, that’s way to hypothetically to even think of an answer.
If I could be a lawyer, I would probably lose all my cases, but I would have a hell of a lot of fun.
If I could be an inn-keeper, I would own a cozy little inn somewhere in New England. Because that’s where all the inns should be.
If I could be a professor, I would teach either English or Linguistics or French. See a pattern here?
If I could be a writer, I would live in a house in a country, sit on my porch with my laptop on my lap and enjoy a warm summer evening.
If I could be a llama-rider, I would probably need a llama.
If I could be a bonnie pirate, I would wear strange clothes and be seasick most of time.
If I could be an astronaut, I would be away from home too much and too long and too far. Now you know why I’m not.
If I could be a world famous blogger, I would be the same as now. Only famous.
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world, that particular court would be screwed. No, really. Me, judge over anything important? I don’t think so.
If I could be married to any current famous political figure, I would… I would… I think I… Naw, I’d rather not.
As for the people I am going to tag, here they are:
Caitlin, Willful Exposé and Spacecase. Because they are all both very imaginative and fun. (But remember, five sentences required, not friggin‘ all of them.) You may also add additional sentences if you like. Be creative!