IS IT CAN BE BLOG TIEM NOW?

A friend at work is teaching me how to correctly talk in lol-speak. I think I am a very good student, although using bad grammar and wrong spelling on purpose kind of confuses my mind to the point where I’m not sure what I am actually doing and why, dear god, why?

I think my best work today was the following, a mail I wrote after we discussed the impossibility of having cookies because I didn’t bring any:

I
CAN
HAS
PEECHS
HEAR
TODAY.

Don’t worry if you have no idea what I’m talking about. I don’t either, I’m just playing along, being awesomely good at whatever it is I’m doing there.