Spring Wishes

I think there should be some kind of law or rule that says that I shouldn’t have to work when the weather is as sunny and warm and great as it is now.

The rule should also say that I am allowed to spend all day in a garden, on a balcony or in my bed or wherever I choose to enjoy such a wonderful spring day.

The rule should also say that I’m still getting paid. Maybe twice as much. It could be called a Spring Bonus and it should be enough to buy me fancy skirts and dresses, lots of books to read in a garden or on a balcony and anything else I need to enjoy such a wonderful spring day wonderful.

The rule should also say that it’s neither naive nor childish nor selfish to demand such a rule.

That’s it. I’m done. Anybody know of such a rule? Please tell me.