It’s Dangerous, It’s Deceiving, It’s Deadly, It’s Data
Today I realized why I shouldn’t do the job I’m doing. I mean I kind of like programming once I have gotten into it, then it’s fine and I won’t rest until I solved the problem and feel strangely proud when everything works as planned.
But I fucking hate data. Data is mean. It’s Evil. It’s a million entries just teaming up to drive me to mental insanity. Plus, it’s boring. It is so boring I want to cry. Yet, I can’t not care because one false query in my code, one freaking loop gone wrong and I’ve accidentally deleted all our clients‘ data. Which, as I said, is boring but unfortunately also is crucial to my company’s well-being.
I swear, one night all this data is going to sneak inside my bedroom and scare me to death.
I really really hate data. It’s out there and I just know it has some evil plan. So, if you see some zeroes and ones conspiciously lurking in shadows? Freaking RUN!