Come on, Alias, I Figured That Out Ages Ago.
I’m currently in the middle of season 3 of Alias and enjoying it like hell. First I hated Lauren, then I kinda liked Lauren, then we learned that Lauren was EvilLauren and I started to hate her again, but in another way than I first hated her, then she turned into Man-Eating EvilLauren With Better Hair and I kinda like her again now.
You should know that I usually suck when it comes to guessing things like who the Evil Guy is, who’s really behind the whole thing, or who killed Lily Kane. I just suck and I hardly ever predict anything. If you saw it coming months ago, it’s very possible that I was stunned by surprise.
But that doesn’t mean that last episode’s big revelation came as a big surprise to me. So Arvin Sloane might be Sydney’s father? Hell, I saw that coming by the second episode of this whole show. What do you think I’m stupid? Well, even if I am, I’m not that stupid.
Come on, Alias, you can do better. I know you can, because I totally expected Irina being Lazarey’s shooter, so you had me there.
And if you run out of ideas, just give me Michael Vartan half naked. I can live with that.