I’m Glad I Don’t Have To Break Up With You
Dear Season 3 Dean,
Stop acting like a jerk. I just am three episodes short of completing season 3 and… damn, do you drive me crazy.
Newsflash: Rory’s not, I repeat NOT your girlfriend anymore.
Another newsflash: Lindsay is. Or was. Whatever.
So, punching Rory’s current boyfriend in the face just because she was crying over something that happened between him and her that you actually have no clue what it was? It just doesn’t work. At least not with me.
I’ve been watching you very verrrrry closely ever since you acted like an idiot just because Rory actually needed some time to tell you that she loved you. Very classy that one.
And acting über-jealous all the damn time because what does she think talking to other guys? I liked that, too.
Then, of course the occasional violent kicking of inanimate objects because your girlfriend was nice enough to be honest with you. That truly scared me a little bit.
I don’t care if the whole of Stars Hollow plus the faithful viewership of Gilmore Girls thinks you’re the Best Boyfriend Ever. Because I don’t think you are.
So here’s my advice and gosh do I hope you take it: Get the fuck over yourself!
Still faithfully watching,
Jamie.
PS: Jared, if you read this: I heart you on Supernatural.