Well, We Have Other Holidays to Stuff Ourselves.

Can somebody please explain Thanksgiving to me? Because we just don’t have it. I swear I have never seen a whole roasted turkey. Duck, yes. Goose, yes, many times. Turkey, no.

Also, what’s with the stuffing? Where does it go? What does it mean? Why is it so damn important?
Help me! I’m a Thanksgiving idiot. I don’t know jack, or rather, all my Thanksgiving wisdom comes from TV shows. I wonder how far off that is from reality.

In exchange I can try to explain what or who Saint Martin is and why I think candles rule.