What I Learned On Our Vacation
I am very good at reading maps. I’m like… a map-reading genius.
I am not so good at giving directions, though:
Me: „Okay, now you have to go there!“ (pointing in one direction)
The Husband (reasonably focused on the traffic): „Where?“
Me: „There. THERE!“ (hectic arm movements towards said direction)
The Husband (reasonably getting nervous): „What? Where? Left?“
Me (hesitating, contemplating where left is aka The Hand I Don’t Write With): „Yes, go left. NOW!“
I am quite smart, but I will never figure out that left/right thing.